Jake 

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

Jake by Arian00 May 4, 2018

Jake 

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

Jake by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

jake bratcher 

Big dick

Jake Bratcher haves a big dick

jake bratcher by Ballsaresoft February 19, 2018

jakeesh 

Ugly ass black kid that plays fortnite

"Get out the house your like a Jakeesh"

jakeesh by Zae Zilla May 8, 2018

Jake Goff 

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

Jake Goff by graysondemos March 4, 2018

Jake 

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘

Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable

Jake by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018

Jake 

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

Jake by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018