Jayde Bailey

A gnome who thinks she is all that and she also likes to think she is the hottest little gnome around. She thinks all the guys like her but she's actaully really smelly.

"Hey look its susan boyle! RUN!"
"na man, its jayde bailey!!"

Jayde Bailey by travis eleven August 31, 2011

Dead Balled 

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

Dead Balled by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

Blue Balled Butler by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016

seneca bailey 

Seneca Bailey is a beautiful girl who is smart, funny, and popular. She can be trusted with anything and never lets anyone down. She loves god and is a great friend. But don’t mess with her because she will defend herself! Someday a Seneca Mingus have a boyfriend who’s name may start with L...

Guy 1: Look there is Seneca Bailey!
Guy 2: Holy moly she is hot...
Guy1: I think she looks beautiful.
Guy 2: Me too.

seneca bailey by .LS. January 30, 2018

James Bailey

A name for a guy who likes rocks getting thrown at his head. He is a nice guy and usually wears glasses but can be a massive rock grabber. He usually calls places like Taco Bell Indian food and is also known as GeoDude from Pokemon. Sometimes he can be really smart but other times he can be a big fat spack.

Watch out for the rocks its James Bailey!
James Bailey will take these rocks in a minute if you do not be careful!

James Bailey by ihitfatdabs May 5, 2019

logan bailey 

A big ol fucking cock sucker with a fat ass dog, last two seconds in bed. Often gets left on read by girls named Logan. He gets plum fucked and always jumpstarts the GPI

That Logan Bailey sure is a fucking idiot

logan bailey by The real shelb lee June 9, 2020

Madison Bailey 

My beautiful pansexual baby !! She's one of the cutest beans you'll ever see in your life !

Also stream outer banks

Madison Bailey is the cutest

Person: name a cute girl rn
Me: Madison Bailey

Madison Bailey by istanmyself June 11, 2020