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Pancake Wednesday 

when you have sex like wild animals at a hotel and then go to a serene setting like IHOP on a wednesday night to eat calm, flat, quiet pancakes.
-"What you doin after class, down for a pancake wednesday?"

-"sure, but I have to get gas first"

-"Sweet, i'll shave my pubes in the meantime."
Pancake Wednesday by Tyreek12333 October 1, 2010

pancake status 

when (especially while in college) one eats pancakes for dinner. mostly because the mix is the only food left.
I reached pancake status every night this week! And need to go get more food.
pancake status by jmoney76 November 30, 2010

Pancake Feet 

A syndrome characterized by a flat sole and thin instep resembling a pancake, or in severe cases, a crêpe.
Jayne has pancake feet. The kids at school would tease her by yelling, "Pancake feet! Pancake feet!"
Pancake Feet by AmericanDictionary November 15, 2017

Pancake joke 

A joke that lays flat on the ground. A bad joke. A joke that no one laughs at.
**bad joke followed by silence** well, pancake joke!
Pancake joke by marianfishman February 23, 2018

Pancake Tits 

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.
Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.
Pancake Tits by Oauren Llson February 10, 2006

Pancake Breakfast 

To be fired or laid off during a breakfast meeting, one on one or by group.
The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.

Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.