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Wigan Athletic 

Wigan Athletic are a (world famous) club based in England. You can't find much better than Wigan Athletic. 10 times Champions League Winners, 50 times Premier League winners, 30 time FA Cup winners, who the fuck cares about the capital one cup or whatever its called, we lost count after 100 of them!
Man, did Wigan Athletic just win the EPL again?!
Yep. Obvs.
Wigan Athletic by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017

athletes vagina 

The result of getting toe-fucked by someone with athletes foot. Can be cured with "Foot Powder" that comes in a cream.
My athletes vagina is really acting up today. So much itching and burning. Why did i let that football player toe me?
athletes vagina by Aubadarea February 12, 2008

athletic supporter

someone (usually a girl) who likes to hook up with athletes
Did you hear Jane's hooked up with half the soccer team?

Yeah, she's always been an athletic supporter.

athletic 

What fat people in denial call themselves.
800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.
athletic by Yer Mom January 9, 2005

Athletischism

Athletischism - When an athlete's off-the-field actions and habits conflict with rather than re-enforce natural skills and talents.
The slugger had a lot of innate athletic ability early in his career, but unfortunately, a fondness for strip clubs and whiskey led to an athletischism in his athleticism.

Charlton Athletic 

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic