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Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.
Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!
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master of puppets 

Metallica album released in March of 1986. Last album recorded with Cliff Burton, who passed away in a bus accident while on tour in October of that year.
Track list:
"Battery"
"Master of Puppets"
"The Thing That Should Not Be"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"
"Disposable Heroes"
"Leper Messiah"
"Orion (Instrumental)"
"Damage, Inc."

Master of Puppets is known to be the best Metallica album of all time.
"Dude, Master of Puppets was the BEST Metallica album ever! Rest in peace, Cliff Burton!"

Master Chief that Ho 

This occurs when you take a small ball i.e. tennis ball, baseball, etc. and then you knut all over it, effectively creating a sticky plasma grenade. then you throw it at a bitch
The bitch wasn't putting out so i decided to master chief that ho with my tennis ball

violent masterbation 

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.
Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.
violent masterbation by Bigg N October 27, 2006

milk master 

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time
This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.
milk master by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014

Hook Master 

Hook Master = Master of "Hook Wrestling" (or Hook Fighting) aka "Catch Wrestling", usually known today as "Submission Wrestling". In its purest form, Submission Wrestling has NO points, NO rounds and NO time limits. Two grapplers wrestle until one "gives up" or "submits", either voluntarily, or by knock out (eg, passing out from a choke hold).

Hook/Catch/Submission WRESTLING or GRAPPLING uses NO strikes whatsoever, but Hook/Catch/Submission FIGHTING does (puncing, kicking, knees, elbows, headbutts).

Replaces outdated "hooker", which, since the civil war came to mean "prostitute". See HOOKER.
Mr. Goven is a Hook Master. Start a fight with him and you will likely end up unconscious!