charger excuse 

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

charger excuse by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

headphones excuse 

Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.

The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".

headphones excuse by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Feeble excuse 

A pathetic excuse of a human.The absolute pond scum of life and sorry excuse of dna to walk on the planet.

Went to see morg and roundhead today. Them 2 idiots are the absolute most pathetic pond scum feeble excuses I have ever come across.

Feeble excuse by Kittysaid15 June 7, 2021

Stoners excuse 

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

Stoners excuse by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

pathetic excuse 

the evies

the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse

pathetic excuse by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

pathetic excuse 

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

pathetic excuse by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Bucket Excuse 

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.

Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!

Bucket Excuse by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023