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lachlan stark 

The fucking most hottest guy you will ever meet. So nice and caring wouldn't want to hurt you. But is good good good in bed.

Lachlan Farquhar 

The biggest idiot you will ever meet. A dirty, dark sense of humour that often gets him into trouble, yet his true friends find him hilarious. He is not afraid to speak his mind, and that often gets him into trouble as well, yet often for speaking the truth. Extremely horny, and is an early bloomer. A great sex candidate for anyone male or female, and overall a great guy.
woah xd that guy over there with all the year 9 chicks is SUCH a lachlan farquhar, i wish i could be like him.

Lachlan Jay 

The most complete utter dickhead in the whole of the fucking shire, has no idea what he's doing half the time, fucks up in school as well as outside of school, GETS SENT TO COOK SCHOOL BECAUSE HES A DUMB FUCK, HES ALSO A RETARD LITTLE SHIT WHO TREATS PEOPLE WITH DISRESPECT YET WHAT HE DOESN'T REALISE IS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM AND HES A LITTLE WHORE WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE :) X
ME ' OH SHIT ITS LAChlan jay'
Person 'HAHAH WTF WHAT A RETARDED FUCK'
Lachlan Jay by Shumsky69420 February 13, 2018

lachlan down 

A code word used to inform a workplace/school about a possible terrorist attack or suspicious activity.
"Lachlan down on the year 9 campus"
"oh no, not another school shooter on the year 9 campus"
lachlan down by mynibba September 6, 2018

lachlan dengate 

lachlan dengate classifies as Jesus
lachlan dengate by Meatball boi April 29, 2019

Lachlan Wilson 

A guy who wants to leave but can't because of his parent
Lachlan Wilson by Todo43 May 28, 2019