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Clitty Litter 

Tiny remnants of toilet tissue lint stuck to a stripper's crotch after a hasty pee with no wet wipe in sight. Typically these low key hitchhikers aren't apparent at first, but become glaringly obvious beneath the black lights. They're now glow in the dark florescent and spread eagle across the center stage.
Who 'dat doin' splits on stage? Dat Discrete? No waaaaay! Sumboddy needa tella she got clitty litter all over ha cooch!
Clitty Litter by Suzana L. September 5, 2025
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Digital Litter

A type of internet post that has no purpose and makes social media worse just by existing.

and/or

The digital version of trash on the ground
"I hate using tiktok these days, my entire feed is just digital litter"
Digital Litter by jessepeeass December 16, 2025

Split A Litter 

To have a three-some
She asked us if we wanted to Split A Litter.
Split A Litter by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012

A new litter of glaggles 

The term "a new litter of glaggles" comes from the online meme of Glaggleland.
A made up theme park of smileyfaces, a new litter of glaggles are just a bunch of baby glaggles, the smileyfaces that rome glaggleland
This is such a joyous occurrence, a new litter of glaggles!
"i am a baby glaggle"
"i am a baby glaggle"

Gobstopper of the litter 

The opposite of the runt of the litter. The biggest of big boys out of the pack. The healthiest and strongest
I bought a new farm dog, real gobstopper of the litter. Should keep my land safe for years to come.

Loaf in the Litter Box

an idiom, meaning to let a shitty, ridiculous, or impulsive idea marinate before taking action.
Brad suggests going on a ten mile hike while it's snowing. Becky responds: "Yeah, I think we can let that loaf in the litter box for a moment"

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter