weirdo william is a boy who dosent do his homework even tho he knows he gotta do it in school he always look tired he will prob wear black clothes and be a little emo he always say fortnite burger gang he wants every monkey to die and he talks to the ugly ginger but always make fun of him

girl 1 its the weirdo william
girl 2 did you make your homework
weirdo william no

weirdo william by celinathebaddie May 2, 2022

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Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!

I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!

Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023

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Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.

By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

Party Weirdness Theorem by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013

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Corner weirdo

One who does weird shirt in a corner

What are you doing over there, you corner weirdo

Corner weirdo by Gspyyyyyyyy May 9, 2018

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