yo moma jokes 

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

yo moma jokes by jake April 13, 2005

Yo Moma gay

Gayest person (mom) on earth. Very Gay

Yo Moma gay

Yo Moma gay by Who is Barney the Builder February 5, 2019

yo moma jokes 

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

yo moma jokes by Teksta April 20, 2005

Sizzlin yo moma 

The act of trying to get girls but failing to the point of no return

Sizzlin yo moma: hey! r u a babe?
Girl: (grabs tazer) CREEPER!!!(tazes Sizzlin yo moma)

Sizzlin yo moma by hipsterjuice September 27, 2011

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

yo momma disease (your mom a disease) by yomommadisease April 30, 2020