xav

xav is the only man to ever exist

omg is that the xav!??

xav by ghostiee_ October 2, 2022

Xav

Xav (stylized also as Zav/Jav) is simply the electromagnetic symbiotic unit of mass your love told you not to worry about. His bewildering light is infectious and comes straight from the Gods of Jerusalem themselves. Some even go as far to refer to him as Yeshua Santana...but not only is he the champion of Pu$$y he foremost holds school records (Alumni) in Basketball & Football, his jersey numbers were 6, 23, 83

When in doubt, Xavi will pull up with 2 tickets to poundtown and make everything better

Bernadette: Hey Xav, do you think I can get my zing back?

Xav: we'll see if you go do the dishes!

Xav by Loverboy Tokyo June 7, 2023

Xav

Someone that says this: im like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queen

Xav: im like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queenIm like hey whats up hello sit ur goofy ass down u a beta lil bro I justwanna chill brah got knee surgery tommorow married to the vbucks introduced her to vex bos she my rizz queen

Random ah kid: SHUT UP

Xav: nah, im sigma,

Xav by A random ahh kid June 25, 2025

Xav Camus 

Un prof de philosophie chauve qui fait la promotion du doxxing, du dogmatisme et de l'intolérance envers les gens qui ne pensent pas comme lui. Il a la bonne habitude de bloquer sur les médias sociaux les gens dont il parle.

Viens-tu juste de vomir en lisant Twitter?

Oui, je suis tombé sur un post de Xav Camus!

Xav Camus by AllAntifasAreBastards May 25, 2020

xav the hedgecode 

a guy that has code abilities!!!!

xav the hedgecode

xav the hedgecode by hedgecodes August 31, 2023

Big Xav 

An abnormally large Italian man that is capable of suppressing the blast of a hand grenade

Person 1: Hey that guys pretty large, he looks like he could suppress the explosion of a hand grenade
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Big Xav

Big Xav by 社會信用體系 March 1, 2022

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.

a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century

XAVIER GORNEY by ancient food sources September 25, 2019