weekend 

Period from Thursday afternoon to Monday night during which excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed in attempt to forget the previous four days.

Random co-worker: What are you doing this weekend?

Billy: Nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): I'm going to get drunk off of Bacardi and Vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend's best friend. I'll come in on Monday drunk and high, make bee line for my cube, then just stare into space for several hours while listening to Jethro Tull. After that I'll contemplate quitting for a while, then play solitare till its time to leave.

weekend by Modisch February 7, 2008

Weekend 

A time spent enjoying life where the presses of work are not on your shoulders spend with loved ones or family enjoying hobbies,partying or just vegging.

It's the weekend

Weekend by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 21, 2020

Weekend 

A giver of false hope.

The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.

Before the weekend: Two days off means more time to work on stuff!
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE

Weekend by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018

weekend 

A time of the week where you hookup with a person named D’Angelo. Repeats every WEEKEND.

o shit dude it’s the weekend, time to hookup with D’Angelo.

weekend by only.true.answers November 2, 2019

weekend 

The flying time that students grasp for, but can barely hold on to when they get it, resulting in the next week.
Most of the time, the kids on the weekend will waste their time playing video games, watching videos, or more rarely, studying. By the time Sunday nights come, most students are depressed and are worrying about how their homework is not done, procrastinating instead of actually doing it.

Every Kid: "Cool! I just got a new (Insert object name here)! I should probably do my homework though... What are we going to do this week? Will the teacher get mad when she sees my unfinished homework?"
Random other kid that broke in apparently: "Dude, it's 11:18 pm. You still haven't done any homework this weekend. You've been wasting your time playing (insert game title here). Stop procrastinating."

weekend by MisterJubJub May 6, 2016

Weekend 

Basically a time of week where you go out have sex and wake up the next morning pissed

Coming out this weekend

Weekend by Weekend April 9, 2016

Weekend 

2 days of relaxation.

FINALLLY ITS THE WEEKEND

Weekend by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018