Urban Sprawl 

When a group of idiots stand talking idly on the pavement/sidewalk and have not left any room for the flow of people to get past them.

I was trying to get in to the shop, but the urban sprawl was blocking the entrance.

Urban Sprawl by Ellen K October 9, 2008

Urban sprawl 

Pubic hair that is past the underwear line.

I have to manicure my urban sprawl girl

Urban sprawl by Fur burger October 4, 2016

Keith Urban Sprawl 

When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.

Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."

Keith Urban Sprawl by John Planet August 21, 2007