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Unix is an ancient snake wandering around and trying to snake someone that he know, and eventually steal the girl
unix by Professor Vegan July 31, 2021
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The smartest and wealthiest HvHer of all-time, owns every cheat and has every weak dog on a leash.
unix by daered May 2, 2022
what is a unix?????????????????????????????????/////// that's the question.
my mom would never understand what a unix is
unix by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Unix beard 

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!
Unix beard by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003

Unix Epoch 

A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time.

Synonym: seventies

Related term: Unix Time
Last night the clock on my computer got reset to the Unix Epoch.
Unix Epoch by Yamato Yamamoto June 27, 2022

UNIX beard 

It is the excuse hipster junior System Administrators use when they leave long beards. It is supposed to be measuring the level of expertise however it is really a ruse , a masquerade for them to satisfy their deeper hipster motivations. You can easily spot them when they compare their beard not with Tovald's but with the one Clooney has.
Dimitris clames he keeps his beard long to mark his UNIX expertise, calling it a UNIX beard. Hack through his browser history though, you'll see lots of Clooney images.
UNIX beard by truthteller@root August 27, 2013