Drop the pitcher

Spilling a large amount of tea or sharing really juicy gossip

Did you hear what Melanie said last week?
No girl, don’t keep me waiting; drop the pitcher!

Drop the pitcher by LingoLady December 12, 2024

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty 

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Pinched the perfect loaf 

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

Pinched the perfect loaf by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

The nad puncher 

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

The nad puncher by TheBillster September 4, 2012

Pitcher To The Face 

The act of drinking a pitcher of a beverage, most often beer.

We went to the bar the other night to pitcher to the face.

Pitcher To The Face by ngogo May 27, 2009