Ride the Motorcycle Share definition Flag When you jack your shit while simultaneously sticking your thumb in and out of your asshole “Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead” Ride the Motorcycle by Smiffyboy October 7, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Ride the Motorcycle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch