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Mostest with the Hostess

A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.
JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."
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Mostest Everest in the Whole Worldest

adjective
ˈməʊstɪst ˈɛvərɪst ɪn ðə həʊl ˈwɜ ldɪst

For when someone means it so much that they are the only person to have ever done such a thing.
To such a point that they would climb the Mountain Everest just to prove such a point.
Oh Morgan I love you the Mostest Everest in the Whole Worldest!

the mostestest 

1. The greatest amount you could love someone.

2. How much Ellie loves Tomas. (I win.)

I love you the mostestest baba 

Gavin Loves Tiana The Mostestest and that is a SOLID FACT
Gavin: I love you the most baba
Tiana: No you-
Gavin: ahem *interrupts and shows her urban dictionary* I love you the mostestest baba