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carrying the groceries 

Yet another bad caucasian dance move. To lean/lurch from side to side with both arms down by your sides as if carrying heavy bags of groceries.
Check out that guy carrying the groceries. Hahahahaha!

is my dad back from the grocery store 

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? 

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

off the groceries 

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food
"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."
off the groceries by blowjobs March 6, 2018