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The Matt Controller 

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

I Control the Fire 

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.
Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

bro gimme the xbox controller

when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox
brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you

the remote control 

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana 

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.
Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.

Control the Beast 

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum
Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here
Control the Beast by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018