joey the bug 

A FAB BUG THAT LIVES IN HAIR WITH DANDRUFF TO SUPPLY IT. CURRENTLY MARRIED TO HEELY BIRD THE FABBET. LIVES IN HAIR AND SOMETIMES GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE PARK.

"I CANT BELIEVE I WAS INVITED TO JOEY THE BUG'S WEDDING!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"

joey the bug by joey bugsville May 21, 2019

shave the bug 

to shave the pussy. making reference to shaving the hair around the vagina.

dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug

I dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug

shave the bug by b. hanback February 17, 2008

chasing the bug 

Intentionally seeking HIV infection. A HIV negative person trying to become HIV postive. Usually in the context of having unprotected sex with multiple partners or seeking out sex with HIV postive people.

If he continues chasing the bug he's going to end up dying of AIDS.

chasing the bug by Anonymous A. in CA December 11, 2007

draw the Bug 

To pretend to make a phone call because your to lazy to get off your ass and do it or because u simply just dont like the person somebody is telling you to call

Katie: U have to call brad right now or i will never speek to u again
Ross: Brads a pussy bitch but i will call him........
Ross: he dident pick up
Katie: god dammit now we cant have sex 2nite
Ross: I just draw the bug on you..lol..slut
Katie: what????????????????

draw the Bug by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

fuck the bug 

when smoking marijuana, to 'fuck the bug' is to take a hit. when the bowl is cashed the 'bug is fucked'.

dude, its your turn to fuck the bug!

fuck the bug by Jarvis Dimambrosauce July 12, 2007

Tweedle dick the bug fucker 

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.

OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.

Tweedle dick the bug fucker by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

put the bug out 

To put out information or to pass the word to other(s).

Boy 1: let your friends know I'm looking for work.
Boy 2: Okay, I'll put the bug out.

put the bug out by Juan2tree123 February 15, 2019