Texticles 

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.

Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."

Texticles by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012

texticles 

The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.

I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!

texticles by CraigM999 May 6, 2010

Texticles 

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

Texticles by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

Texticles 

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

Texticles by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

Texticles 

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

Texticles by iBritz October 27, 2010

Texticles 

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.

1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.

Texticles by Huntoholic January 3, 2015

texticles 

texts

(anything having to do with texts)

I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.

texticles by dbohl February 18, 2008