smack that foghorn 

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

smack that foghorn by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010

Smack that monkey 

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

Smack that monkey by King Draco November 24, 2018

i'd smack that 

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

i'd smack that by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE 

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!

YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!

CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

Tooty fruity lemme smack that booty 

Please lemme smack it daddy (MOANS) OOH LAALALA smell but cheeks if you dare and if you ware because of a bear. Bro get a life, You stinky

bro i should tooty fruity lemme smack that booty MY BROSK

Tooty fruity lemme smack that booty by HARONAMANANANA May 16, 2022

lemme smack that

a way to ask someone to use their (oil) pen

Person 1: yo bro lemme smack that
Person 2: bro fuck you

lemme smack that by tortapounder69420 April 15, 2026