Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"

Secret Agent by 4Days May 27, 2006

secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.

secret agent by yomamascow October 27, 2003

The Secret Agent 

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.

While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.

The Secret Agent by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011

Secret Agent Man 

A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons

Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.

Secret Agent Man by ba327 January 29, 2019

Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.

Secret Agent by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

secret agent by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008

Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.

I just had a secret agent.

Secret Agent by rmp89 September 12, 2009