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Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.
Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.

Saturated session 

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.
Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

saturated fat 

Kid: Hey mum look at that fat kid! Mum: LOL!
saturated fat by Adrian Harding November 2, 2004

Saturated Fuck

A person who can be described as a fuck, but at a higher dosage.
The man who cut in line was a highly saturated fuck.
Saturated Fuck by CurvyPickle November 20, 2019

saturated cloth 

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.
Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.