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Sacagawea 

The act of placing your scrotum (the "sac" in Sacagawea) into someone elses drink. This is done in plain sight of others, so that when the person returns and takes a drink, everyone can yell: "Sacagawea!" After which much mirth and hilarity ensues.

If the victim is a guy, then it's considered male bonding, and his ability to laugh it off is part of "taking one for the team", and showing that he's part of the crowd. (If he then takes a second drink after discovering the prank, then he's attempting to bond a little too much.)

If the victim is an unattractive woman, then it's the equivalent of a pity fuck, and she is expected to display much gratitude.

If the victim is an attractive woman, then she's been given the high honor of being allowed to act disgusted in front of everyone to maintain the illusion of her virtue, while silently climaxing at the thought of what she has just ingested. In return for this opportunity, she is obligated to have sex with the perpetrator.
Crowd yells: "Sacagawea!"

Male victim: "Damn! (laughing) At least I know where you sleep!"
Unattractive female victim: "Delicious! I knew I eventually get a chance to taste you!"
Attractive female victim: "That's disgusting! I'm leaving! (then whispers) 555-1234"
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Sacagawea This Dick 

The scenario when 2 men are exploring gay sex while recording with a POV camera
Dan: “I’m still new to gay sex. I still need to explore.”
Sam: “Well how about you Sacagawea This Dick.”

hackey sacagawea 

Form of currency commonly used by crusty, gross hippies. Fare is used in hippie trade-commerce, in which goods, ranging from crystals to Grateful Dead tribute albums, are exchanged peacefully.

This coin features a far-out etching of a hackey sack, which crusty hippies are known to worship.
Gimme like, twenty hackey sacagaweas, and bring a tank, deal's donezo.
hackey sacagawea by Vanda Vagner November 9, 2010

Sacagaweiner 

The penis of a Native American. Usually embroidered with tattoos and STDs.
Did you see that nigga's Sacagaweiner in Mel Gibson's Apocalypto?
Sacagaweiner by STEVEN DAVID January 28, 2009

Sacagawae 

A seldom seen sexual act in which the handle of a tomahawk is used for clitoral stimulation. As the point of climax approaches the business end of the indian axe is used to scalp the sexual deviant
I was camping with a girl in the middle of the woods. Guided by the light from the moon and our camp fire, I started to diddle the girl with my Tomahawk. She started getting off and by mistake called me my brother's name. So I Sacagawae'd her.
Sacagawae by Phat Ashwood June 17, 2009

Air Sacajawea's 

Did you see Tom's new Air Sacajawea's?
Yeah man they were of the hizzy!

Sacajawea Snowstorm

The act of filling up a ice tray and ejaculating into the tray. Then you freeze the cum cubes for peoples enjoyment.
Matt G was being annoying so i gave him a SacaJawea snowstorm, luckily he began to suck on the cum cubes after he finished his drink.
Sacajawea Snowstorm by Down boy February 22, 2009