Perverted

It has two definitions.

1. Having a polluted mind from taking that strange, corrupted person's advice to watch porn.

2. Being unusually dirty, more than anyone else in the room; the person that gives advice to those pure angels to watch porn.

A: Hey dude look my dog he just took a bath doesn't he smell better?
B: He's wet.
A: Yeah of course he's wet he just took-
A: Oh.

B: If you know what I mean HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
A: Jesus Christ your perverted bruh
B: hehehehehehehhhehheeheheeeeee

Perverted by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

perverted gentleman 

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy

1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

perverted gentleman by wtf123321ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 7, 2009

perverted sentimentality 

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

perverted sentimentality by Bud E. June 2, 2018

perverted-justice.com 

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

perverted-justice.com by Hopkin April 13, 2005

perverted non-pervert 

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

perverted non-pervert by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Perverted Ear Syndrome 

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

Perverted Ear Syndrome by spcghdfj January 14, 2010