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Passenger Seat Hijack 

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.

Passenger Pickle Pump 

When a passenger in the back of the car jerks off another passenger.
I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.
Passenger Pickle Pump by CEcrew October 3, 2012

Passenger Seat Sneaken

When you are in the passenger seat next to a friend/family member on the way back from getting takeaways from a drive-through, and you slowly start consuming the contents of the bags/packaging on your lap, i.e. chips, drinks.
Dude 1: Holy crap, by the time we got back from McDonalds last night, Jason had eaten the whole fucking bag of fries.

Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.

Passenger Princess 

A girl who doesn’t drive but gets driven around by boys all the time with no intention of learning to drive.
Lindsay is such a passenger princess ,she’s always in his car!

passenger princess 

A girl who doesn’t know how to drive, so her friends drive her around and she just sits in de passenger seat while taking care of the music.
That girl is such a passenger princess, her best friend drives her around al the time.

Passenger's Helper 

A beer, usually drank because of the way a certain driver is known to drive.
Passenger: What, Scott's driving again?? I'm going to need another passenger's helper.