Opinionless Bitch

A woman who can't think up their own opinions, such as fasion and music. Usually has to get brag about getting drunk on the weekend, and then boast about it for the following week. Generally wears what's 'cool' and frequently has meaningless sex and constantly brags how uncool other people are because they aren't as freakin' shallow as them.
May also be interested in celebrity gossip, as they cannot find another reason for their meaningless existance.

Girl 1: Oh my god, have you seen those new boots?
Girl 2: Yeah, I hate them, but this magazine, "SlutZ" says they're cool, so I'm going to buy them.
Man 1: You moronic, Opinionless bitches. DIE!
*Pulls out shotgun and empties both barrels in the girls' faces*

Opinionless Bitch by SnipaMasta May 9, 2005

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OpinionSearch

A crappy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on Sunday mornings.
OpinionSearch also has a tendency to not give two shits about its employees.

Should not be confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.

1) I worked an 8-hour shift at OpinionSearch today and I want to slit my wrists.

2)Caller: Hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake name here) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.

Client: *Click* or "I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!"

Caller: Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir?...

3)Caller: Hi this is (actual name) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for female members of your household between the ages of 50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your sexual habits. Would that be you?

Client: Pervert! I have your name and I'm calling the police!

OpinionSearch by Scruffy from Canada February 18, 2010

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Opinionated

Someone who isn't afraid to give their personal opinion. It doesn't have to be a bad thing. It's just someone that doesn't stay quiet, if they don't agree with something.

The only people who see it as bad and attach stigma (like the other definitions) to it are those that don't like to hear opinionated people talk.

Yes, you can be opinionated and polite at the same time. Being polite doesn't mean you have to agree with every objectionable thing that's said.

Just because I'm opinionated doesn't mean I'm a b*tch. I just like to share my thoughts.

Opinionated by Rajputani June 27, 2008