no-cluenatic 

A person who demonstrates being out of touch with reality in loud, dramatic, and crazy ways.

That Tea Partier with the sign "Keep your government hands out of my Medicare" is a no-cluenatic!

no-cluenatic by FreakyG November 28, 2012

DJ NoClue 

When a passenger in a car is flipping through the tracks on CD Player and refuses to settle on a particular song. Instead, they obnoxiously listen to the first 10 seconds of each track before playing the next track.

Andy, quit being a DJ NoClue and pick a fuckin' song!!

DJ NoClue by Jamal456 July 11, 2005

Nocluetocracy 

When a political system is so corrupt, that people who are calamitously unqualified get to be in charge of really important things, usually on the basis of past financial support.

"Dude, did you see how Betsy DeVos didn't even know that IDEA was a federal law protecting the disabled? That's some nocluetocracy, right there."

Nocluetocracy by Tia Salamanca January 25, 2017