Morganism 

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"

Morganism by mp3s April 24, 2013

Morganism 

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).

I am a believer of Morganism

Morganism by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

morganing 

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.

morganing by wendy15 June 20, 2007

Morganized Religion 

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015

moranic squat job 

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

moranic squat job by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Morganism 

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

Morganism by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

Morganized by No Hemingway June 15, 2020