Monogamytheist 

A conglomerate of the words monogamy and monotheist, which mean one partner and one God, respectively. A monogamytheist is someone who worships, glorifies, and generally never shuts up about their significant other. Often either ignorant of or in denial of the aforementioned partners flaws, the monogamytheist may not even have that good of a relationship with their partner, but treats it like a 60-year marriage.

Omg, Jack never stops talking about all the stuff he and his girlfriend did together, what a monogamytheist!

Monogamytheist by SCAREY October 26, 2015

monogame 

An exclusive relationship.

All I want is a friend with benefits. Forget monogames.

monogame by ForgetMonogames April 5, 2008

monogame 

An exclusive relationship.

I want a couple friends with benefits. Forget monogames, I just wanna get some.

monogame by ForgetMonogames April 5, 2008

Monogubate 

When one is so devoted to their mate that they can only fantasize about them during manual pleasure.

They were so sexually compatible that when they were apart they had to monogubate to each other.

Monogubate by bobbybrock June 14, 2012

monogameat 

Unwilling to mix meats within a single meal.

She wouldn't order the club sandwich, claiming monogameat.

monogameat by Stripper Horse November 7, 2013

monogamachination

An adulterous relationship between two married individuals in which both cheating parties demand fidelity from the other.

When his adulterous affair with Lois began, Carl swore an oath of monogamachination that has kept their chicanery in a state of bliss ever since.

monogamachination by Sarr•kas•tick Fu•k•er June 14, 2018

Monoinmatete 

Said when one loses an argument with Eziekial Clements, this has been said zero times because Zeke always loses because he is an undefined bird turd.

MONOINMATETE! ZEKE GOT BONES DEEEEEEP. (Remember Zeke always loses so do not think this is a common word.)

Monoinmatete by Zoobif delrune February 2, 2023