Medicine 

Something that is prescribed to people to make them feel better and be better when half the time it does the complete opposite. :)

The doctor prescribed me some medicine for my back pains, but then after taking some the only thing I got from it were chest pains also.

Medicine by Tragasm July 15, 2011

Medicine 

A substance that could either be solid, liquid or gas. It is supposed to make you feel better, although many of them carry great consequences for using them. Such as: hair loss, excessive hair growth, constantly puking, Hepatitis A and internal bleedings.

So basically, it MIGHT make you feel better from your current illness, but you get something worse in return.

Medicine often contain animals.

Calling the factory for the detailed ingredients of a medicine that contains gelatin.

Caller: what kind of gelatin is this?

Seller: pork.

Medicine by Kakashi's relative. February 8, 2014

Medicine 

Something that heals a broken heart

Baby, your love is my medicine.

Medicine by GiveMeTheCrown November 14, 2018

medicine 

something nice

I like medicine

medicine by L_Bozo_+_Ratio May 27, 2021

medicine 

the best song by harry styles. he better release it on hs3.

Have you heard Medicine?

Yeah it's so good. Kinda sexual, good vibes man.

medicine by tommothetiny April 4, 2021

Medicine 

Drugs for you, crazy a$$ :)

You: "Want some drugs kid?"
Me: "Sure! I was going to buy medicine but this is the perfect chance!"

Medicine by The Word Worder Guy June 1, 2024

Medicine 

A course at university glazed for being prestigious becuase it will lead to you to being a doctor, who can help save lives.
The competition is very rigorous and u have to do the UCAT exam, between year 12 and year 13 which is lowkey quite hard.
A big misconception is that u need very good GCSES but each medical university is very different.
Also another misconception is that u need a very good UCAT, again each medical uni is different and it’s important to apply strategically.
Plus get ready for interview, that’ll decide whether or not you’ll get the offer

Me: I want to do medicine so badly.
Some guy: Well get ready for the UCAT bro, u gotta lock in

Medicine by Ogfazeguy September 20, 2025