"Man I had to go to the hospital and get surgery"
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."
MDS stands for michael defense squad. it's a groupchat on twitter made of 4/4 5sos stans. it's a groupchat where everyone's opinion and identity is respected. honestly the best groupchat on twitter, full of love, support and hyping each other up.
MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.
Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.