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"Man I had to go to the hospital and get surgery"
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."
MDS by Slam_Diggity January 18, 2015
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Mds- is short for muddaskunt or in other words your mother cunt

It is Caribbean slang used in cursing someone out stink 🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮
You muddaskunt really pissing mii off now

Get from here mds
Mds by Therealpussman June 18, 2019
MDS stands for michael defense squad. it's a groupchat on twitter made of 4/4 5sos stans. it's a groupchat where everyone's opinion and identity is respected. honestly the best groupchat on twitter, full of love, support and hyping each other up.
"was feeling a bit sad today but mds cheered me up🥺"
MDS by cliffordlftv August 13, 2020
MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.
Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.
MDS by Dr.knowledge8888 August 27, 2020
match dat shi- meaning put in and ill put in to smoke
aye cuh mds”

fasho ill cop a g and u cop a g”
mds by di3rn May 1, 2021
MDS is another saying for OMG (Oh My God)!!
MDS! I’m so excited for the party tonight!!
MDS by AG2021 August 18, 2021