St. Louis Style Pizza 

A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!

While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.

St. Louis Style Pizza by R60532 April 2, 2006

St. Louis Style Pizza 

A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!

While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.

St. Louis Style Pizza by R60532 April 20, 2006

St. Louis Style Milkshake 

A St. Louis Style Milkshake is a 6 part gay sex act where you

-Have your partner have diarrhea in a glass
-Drink it
-Shit it back into your partners asshole
-Anally penetrate him
-Cum inside him
-Eat him out

Gay Dude: “I gave Zach an insane St. Louis Style Milkshake yesterday”

St. Louis Style Milkshake by D1 Swans Glazer September 21, 2025