Limp Shrimp 

A penis that is limp.

Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."

Limp Shrimp by datsweg February 1, 2014

Limp Shitskit 

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.

Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa

Limp Shitskit by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008

limp stick 

A person who can't get it up.

One who has a limp penis.

Your a fucking limp stick.

limp stick by BIG NUTS January 14, 2005

Limp Shitskit 

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.

Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa

Limp Shitskit by Johno47 January 12, 2009

limp simping 

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

limp simping by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

limp swag 

False swagger; Those who think they have it, but don't.

Guy 1: I've got some mad swag right now.
Guy 2: No, you have limp swag with that bro top on.

limp swag by th3thomas August 19, 2011

Limp Simping 

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

Limp Simping by apple earphones November 28, 2020