kokomo 

This is a sexual act of disrespect where a male bores a hole in a coconut and ejaculates inside. He then removes his penis and covers the hole with his hand. Finally, he shakes it vigorously before pouring its contents on his partner's face.

Yeah, bro, I totally kokomo'd that chick at Chad's party!

kokomo by Princess Woods January 4, 2009

Kokomo 

Used to describe the event of having a song stuck in one's head, often one found annoying, insufferable, and universally loathed.

It serves no other purpose than to occupy one's thoughts, aching to be sung aloud, with the intent of infecting other victims, often to fellow shoppers in places such as grocery stores as no one would willingly choose to listen to a kokomo in private.

It is known to ruin lives, personally and professionally.

I could never finish watching "Cocktail" because that stupid kokomo comes on and I could never concentrate on the movie. I then decided to mute it when the song comes on. Man, "Cocktail" sucks.

Kokomo by Drunken Sir Lee December 3, 2010

Kokomo 

A sexual encounter in which the partners quickly undress but then proceed more slowly. Named for the line in the eponymous Beach Boys song: "Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow."

We've only got half an hour until the food is done--just enough time for a kokomo!

Kokomo by p-fal May 29, 2018

Kokomo high school 

A school where at 7:30 in the morning the black girls are already screaming and the Hicks already Doing donuts in the parking lot. Also a place where most The teachers don't give a shit about what you. The school is filled with fake gangsters representing every gang under the sun And everyguy is pretty much a fuck.

Girl : what school do you go to

Guy: Kokomo high school
Girl: I'll ttyl

Kokomo high school by True as a mf May 27, 2017

Kokomo, IN 

A town known for the many Chrysler factories and the Hiphugger--a topless bar that allows the patrons to yank and grab the dancers. The only thing keeping the people in this town from being true rednecks is the fact that they wear shoes and are damn proud of it.

Kokomo, IN is one of the best places for a factory working redneck to touch a topless dancer.

Kokomo, IN by MsValkyrie August 17, 2008

Kokomo'd 

When you are so drunk you demand to listen to Kokomo by the Beach Boys. This usually results in wearing novelty clothes such as Sombreros and Hawaiian shirts ten sizes too small for you. When the person is ready they dance the night away listening to the sounds of the beach boys.

Those who have experienced this are often scarred for life with the vague memories of what happened.

"Dang did you see Dolphin last night, he was totally Kokomo'd"
"Yeah i know, but he sure can dance!"

Kokomo'd by DolphinMan September 24, 2009

kokomo haircut 

Also known as side swept bangs. A hairstyle often worn by teenagers or young adults to try to look trendy. This hairstyle is popular among surfers, emos and those that are TRYING to be surfers or emo! These young people have no sense of originality, so they just copy the same hair style everyone else has and the result is just lame.

I hate all the stupid kids these days with their kokomo haircuts!!!

kokomo haircut by klotz123 September 1, 2009