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Audrey Kitching 

Audrey Kitiching, a Trashy Scene Queen, Model & Hairdresser, & also really boring & pretty retarded.
She has no originality & looks like every other person on Myspace, But instead fucks boys in shit Emo and Scene bands, & dyes her hair until her scalp bleeds.

An Idol for 13 year old girls who are HxC & have already lost their Virginity, & know everything about her. They also all tend to have a Myspace account.

She is also known for getting flamed, & getting other kids who don't know about her flamed, on popular Livejournal community's.
13 year old girl #1: "Lolz! Did u here tht Audrey Kitching dyed her hair again!!!???11"
13 year old girl #2: "No Waii! I bet she lookz suuu kwl!!"

Person #1: "Uhmmm haii guiz, I'm wondering where I cud find a pic of dis girl? *shows picture of Audrey* Haz she gotz a myspace? I luv her hairz!"
Person #2: "LOLZ AUDREY!"
Person #3: "Lolz!11 Just look @ everi othr person on myspace!"
Peron #4: "LOLZ! LOLZ! U GOT PWNED."
Audrey Kitching by Some kid from December 15, 2008

Audrey Kitching 

model/hair-dresser/make-up artist/desinger/fashinista
models for designs such as: New York Couture, Jared Gold, Skelanimals, Ed Hardy, Betsy Johnson. You may have seen her on MTV'S TRUE LIFE: Im going to New York fashion week.
Audrey Kitching has the best hair ever!!!
Audrey Kitching by blaker45 July 5, 2008

Audrey Kitching 

model with THE SAME EXACT HOEISH POSES. she needs new ones.
damn that girl has her head turned exactly the same in every picture. shes as bad as Audrey Kitching!
Audrey Kitching by kissmysass21 February 22, 2009

Kitching 

A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.
‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’
‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’
Kitching by Ducksrgratelikecheese November 26, 2018

Sam Kinchin 

Sam Kinchin is basically leafyishere so yeah, see leafyishere for more info on Sam.
We were strolling along and saw a Sam Kinching (Leafy look-alike)
Sam Kinchin by TheMagicPosterOfStJ's November 18, 2016

Audrey Kitching 

model/hair-dresser/make-up artist/desinger/fashinista
models for designs such as: New York Couture, Jared Gold, Skelanimals, Ed Hardy, Betsy Johnson. You may have seen her on MTV'S TRUE LIFE: Im going to New York fashion week.
Audrey Kitching has the best hair ever!!!
Audrey Kitching by blaker45 July 5, 2008

Kitching 

KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.
Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

a KITCHER then starts KITCHING
Kitching by Daniel Cale June 23, 2007