Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker 

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009

The Slider Jerker 

Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.

THE LEWD WAS GEWD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO PIXELS
AND THE SLIDER JERKER WAS PERFECT FOR THAT

The Slider Jerker by avail- February 2, 2018

Shit-Jerker 

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

Shit-Jerker by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

Serial Jerker 

Someone who jerks off in public frequently or has a history of jerking off in unusual places.

John is a serial jerker, he masturbated in the bus and at a gazebo in a public park.

Serial Jerker by A Karen December 8, 2024

silent jerker

one who jerks off very quietly.

"dude you were so quiet, you silent jerker. "

silent jerker by the silent jerker April 4, 2026

jerkey smerf 

when two gay Indian guys have sex

Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??

jerkey smerf by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012