being hossa'd 

Being led on to believe a girl/boy is interested in dating you, but in fact they just don't want to hurt your feelings and say no. During this often month-plus long process, you will find yourself missing out on many other girls who you were interested in. Could be described as a prolonged tease. Derived from the Marian Hossa crisis of the 2008-2009 NHL offseason, in which Marian Hossa forced the Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Club to wait for an answer as to who he would sign with during the free agency period. Much to the contrary of popular speculation, Hossa signed with the Detroit Red Wings.

I thought she liked me, but I was being hossa'd the entire time!

being hossa'd by n!gn0g October 14, 2008

Pulled a Hossa 

To leave a perfectly good relationship for another that you think will turn out better for you only to have it bite you in the ass.

Look how hot Katie is, damn, I really 'pulled a Hossa' leaving her for Amanda.

Pulled a Hossa by Ray Shero June 12, 2009

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hustle Hassan 

The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.

Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat

Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015