straight goddess 

a girl that is perfect in every physical way

Joe: WOW that girls really hot.
Steve: Yeah, she's straight goddess

straight goddess by NuttyNigel December 13, 2009

juice-goddess 

Woman that spits game. Female player.

The juice-goddess is at work.

juice-goddess by fadihenry February 18, 2015

chocolate weave goddess 

infamously known in the GD as a scene looking boy who is usually found in every picdrop and every namedrop a 2008 prommie.

the mark of the CWG is a crown symbol that is usually before every topic he makes.

whats a CWG?

if you dont know who chocolate weave goddess is you're a newfag

chocolate weave goddess by macberrii87 January 23, 2009

Goddess 

A woman of incomparable beauty and sexuality

Maitland Ward Baxter is the ultimate Goddess of the 21st century

Goddess by Colt_Seavers August 2, 2019

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

Chicken Goddess 

The goddess of all chickens; amazing at everything and creates happiness; resides in Chicken Town, New Tork

The Chicken Goddess commanded her chickens to kill all pebbles on sight.

The Chicken Goddess destroyed the planet Pluto to eliminate the false pebble god.

Chicken Goddess by Noblederp May 7, 2019

facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006