giraffe's neck 

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

giraffe's neck by koyn November 29, 2006

Giraffe's Neck 

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

Giraffe's Neck by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Giraffe's Neck 

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

Giraffe's Neck by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

Giraffe necking it 

deepthroating it real good

Damn man, she is so good at giraffe necking it

Giraffe necking it by kmanchill May 30, 2017

Giraffeneckititis 

An illness where symptoms that occur are: weakness in the legs, cravings for greens, extending of neck, and dark patches on the skin.

This illness eventually leads into the physical transformation from human to giraffe.

The treatments known so far are as follows: eating less greens, intake of more meats, and medication(s) provided by a medical professional.

Doctor: your symptoms seem to align with those of Giraffeneckititis, I’m sorry but you’ve only 8 months before you’re fully transformed to a giraffe.

Giraffeneckititis by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019