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Fooking Cont 

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.
"Betty, you're a fooking cont."
Fooking Cont by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

Fooking dook 

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”

fooking burger palace 

Girl doesn’t know where the cafeteria is cause they call it the fooking burger palace

Fooking around

Risque conversation between 2 or more people that involves flirting, inside jokes, and coded conversation.
"They aren't having an affair; they're just fooking around!"

Fooking Legend 

The baddest person on discord 😤.
Fooking Legend: HEY ITS ME THE PERSON WHO LIVES ON DISCORD! 🙈
Fooking Legend by JohnCenasCum January 18, 2021

fooking wanker 

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .
fooking wanker by sireemopancake October 13, 2021