Mustard dispenser 

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

Mustard dispenser by Shiconia August 26, 2010

Bacon Dispenser 

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

Bacon Dispenser by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

methane dispenser 

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

methane dispenser by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008

Cum Dispenser 

When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.

Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!

Cum Dispenser by Xiwt June 13, 2012

Glizzy dispenser 

The act of putting a hot dog in your mouth, then pushing it into your partners vagina. Then when it is being pushed out eat it

Yo, yesterday me and this girl did the glizzy dispenser

Glizzy dispenser by Glizzyking August 5, 2020

Need a dispenser here 

A quote said by the Scout class in Valve's class-based FPS, Team Fortress 2.

You can say it with X + 5 on your keyboard.

It is mostly used to annoy allied engineers in your team by repeating it over and over again due to the fact that it uses only one audio file and has no other alternatives. Same voice, same tone and same pitch, over... and over... again.

Your can increase efficiency by bringing up a squad of friends with you. Just to feed the fire!

Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!...

Engineering: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

Need a dispenser here by ItsYaBoiMat April 3, 2018

Douche Dispenser

the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)

john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day

bob:ya so?

john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!

john:they dispense douches! what faggots!

Douche Dispenser by JeremyParadise September 28, 2009