dinner plate sized asshole 

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

dinner plate sized asshole by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

patrick's dinner plate 

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.

"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"

patrick's dinner plate by No 39 October 12, 2006

dinner plate head 

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.

Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!

dinner plate head by Samantha123 November 14, 2007

Dinner Plate Nips

1. Large nipples that resemble dinner plates.

2. One of the best counter-strike source teams ever.

( O Y O ) Dinner Plate Nips

Dinner Plate Nips by ( O Y O ) July 15, 2009

dinner plate nipple 

word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate

when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.

dinner plate nipple by justin February 26, 2005

dinner plate nipples 

When a chick has really big nipples

Joe: I got Nancy's babylons out last night and she's got dinner plate nipples

Jack: That's fucked man!

dinner plate nipples by clayts05 April 29, 2008

Dinner Plate Dick 

A penis that is not long but is extremely wide, comparable to a dinner plate

Damn that dude got a dinner plate dick.

Dinner Plate Dick by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018