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Miami Coke Float 

1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.
Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!
Miami Coke Float by Harry Toba February 4, 2014
A flat coke is a hot ass Male/female that has no chat whatsoever.
Girl 1: anything happened with Dylan?
Girl 2: nah he’s a flat coke
Flat coke by Joeybsting June 14, 2019
(see also flat)

Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.
flat coke by flat coke February 11, 2008

flat vanilla coke 

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.
Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.