cauliflower 

Someone who butts into other people's business/stories.

God, she's such a cauliflower!

cauliflower by tinasaurus July 21, 2008

cauliflower 

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

cauliflower by ellushka April 15, 2023

Cauliflower 

Cauliflower is used to describe hemorrhoids

Hey dude wanna drive crosscountry.

Nah I've got Cauliflower going on.

Cauliflower by JBRc51 April 5, 2020

cauliflower 

why you look like cauliflower tho?

why you look like cauliflower?

cauliflower by red loogi May 3, 2022

cauliflower lumps 

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

cauliflower lumps by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

cauliflower ear 

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.

I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.

cauliflower ear by earljames April 18, 2008

cauliflower beanbag 

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

cauliflower beanbag by strangechild36 September 15, 2010