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The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.
The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.
The Caped Crusader by joey1214 February 2, 2009

Red Caped Crusader 

A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.
I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.

geoff caped 

Shit man, did you hear about Sharon getting Geoff Caped on her way home the other day, bad shit

If you don't shut up, ya gonna get Geoff Caped

You go out wearing that short skirt ya definately gonna get Geoff Caped.
geoff caped by Copper Knob December 15, 2008

Red Caped 

She looked at the man, red caped.
Red Caped by VHSHomeEnt August 30, 2023
Film based on a superhero or comic book franchise
Guy 1: "hey you wanna go see captain america?"
Guy 2: "no i'm really over capeshit at the moment"
Capeshit by TheSpazFromRainman August 28, 2014

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!