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Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house 

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed
1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

Royal Bounce Slap 

A sex move where you and your partner bounce from the wall of a bouncy castle and meet in the middle and simultaneously fuck for a split second and repeating the process.
Gerald: hey i just did a Royal Bounce Slap!
Chris: where did you get the bouncy castle from?
Royal Bounce Slap by greentopdude August 22, 2018

bounce sheet 

Bounce sheets are the blankets and bedcovers and anything else when you have sex on top of a bed/couch/whatever.
yo i got jizz all over the bounce sheet you're gonna have to throw that out.
bounce sheet by yokaiimawilddog January 19, 2009

Cat-and-bounce stairs 

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

bounce the set 

To leave quickly, often in reference to a party or gathering.
Bro it's gettin late, I'm bout to bounce the set

Bounce House Spongebob 

Bounce House Spongebob is a cursed bounce house that eats children.
Mom: House fun son

The Son: SpongeBob scaring me

Bounce House Spongebob: i’m going to eat you

The son: (Screams)

Bounce it like scomo 

Bouncing something off you with little to no effort and feel like a boss.
Spectator 1: did you see that? Looked so easy for Nadal to hit that ball.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.