black forest 

the forest where all or most of the trees and plants have been charred by a great conflagration so that it will wear a dark look.

After a great inferno, the forest has turned into a black forest.

black forest by uttam maharjan September 9, 2011

Black Forest Pig 

A person that loves Black Forest Cake so much, that they bring it to work in a gigantic tupperware container so that they can "share" it with everyone. In reality, they choose to eat it all themselves. AKA - BFP

"Look at Brenda eat that Black Forest Cake. She is such a Black Forest Pig."

Black Forest Pig by Mattieu October 19, 2005

black forest shateau 

An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.

"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"

black forest shateau by Tokito April 3, 2008

Black Forest Hams 

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.

Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...

Black Forest Hams by William Nye November 2, 2009

black forest cake 

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.

Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.

black forest cake by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009

Black Forest Ham 

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.

When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.

Black Forest Ham by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021

Black forest cherry surprise 

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"

For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

Black forest cherry surprise by luckypork May 29, 2011