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Slap a bitch day 

Hey why’d you slap me ?

Because it’s slap a bitch day!
Slap a bitch day by Ilysm😂 November 9, 2019

slap a bitch day 

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like
slap a bitch day by karenhater November 10, 2020

World national bitch day 

World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"
Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch

National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

National Basic Bitch Day 

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

Hug a Bitch Day 

October 17 is Hug a Bitch day. This day is used to appreciate all the bitches.
“Why did you hug Kennedy and Lauren?”
“Oh you didn’t know? It’s Hug a Bitch Day!”
Hug a Bitch Day by Lolawashere October 22, 2019